H1N1 a.k.a. Swine Flu a.k.a. ICK!

Wow, the media really needs a new gig, huh? The economy was getting too boring, so let's send everyone over the edge by creating panic and mayhem! Woo hoo! Fun, fun, fun. I am so glad that I have a hope and trust in a God that assures me that no matter what happens, my everlasting life will be with Him in a place far away from NBC, CNN, Swine flu and the unemployment rate index. Actually, we'll all be unemployed, so think of this as training for your heavenly life.

So, even the doc on the news was belittling the story about the swine flu and giving some practical advice on how to deal with it. Ok, ya'll.....here goes....hold on....write this down...get a pen...don't forget the paper.....

WASH YOUR HANDS.

Yea, I know it's gonna be tough to deal with that one. If the reminder in the local fast food restaurant restroom isn't enough, then make your own.

"All inhabitants of this home must wash their hands for 20 seconds under warm water with soap. Then dry them and don't pick your nose!"

Ok, maybe not in those words.

The news doc gave a little suggestions on how to make sure you have spent the appropriate amount of time washing your mits.

Sing Happy Birthday.

What a lovely thought.

So here goes, I changed the words to make it more appropriate for the times:

Happy Birthday to you

I don't want swine flu

I'll wash 'til I turn blue

My germs will be few.

Sing it like you mean it!

Thank you God for our trust in you, not in the news. Thank you God for the hope and truth of your son Jesus who gave his life for ours. Thank you God!